If you are, know, or happen to love a police officer, please know that I confine the majority of my hostility toward the Evanston police department and that no-good briber in Spain's police force (another good vindictive policeman story for another time). C'mon, I watch The Wire. I know all about what you guys do. I will forgive you for being mean to me since you deal with those yos (yo's?) on the corner all day.