Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Chancellor Barbie

Truly you have arrived (somewhere) in the world when they make you into a Barbie. Can you even imagine the fun? (Don't worry, I can.) –Don't cut me off, Mr. Sarkozy, I wasn't finished! [Fist bang on conference table.] –I think I'll wear the gray pantsuit today for my visit with Helmut. –Someone tell me if it's too showy to drive my pink BMW to meet with the pope. –Midge, I must have that dirndl for my Bavaria trip! –Have all the members of the G8 summit arrived here in Malibu? 

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